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I think it’s a sign that I was just bitching about no cas with glasses last night and I start reading this fic and he wears glasses. Like there is a higher power and it believes in my glasses fetish and my love for slash fanfiction.

— 6 hours ago
#spn  #fandom  #fanfic 

astudyintimelords:

So I recently bought this Dalek talking plushie

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and if you sleep hugging a stuffed plushie and roll over a lot take my word for it and don’t sleep with it because last night I was hugging this dalek and was perfectly asleep and happy and I rolled over and I rolled too much and the dalek got squished and yelled “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” really loudly at like 5 in the morning and yeah I was 200% sure I was about to be murdered.

(via espurrl)

— 6 hours ago with 76666 notes
#lol 

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via orgasmic-humor)

— 6 hours ago with 94286 notes
#lmao 

uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

(Source: sadden, via orgasmic-humor)

— 6 hours ago with 290445 notes
#lol 

wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

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(via orgasmic-humor)

— 6 hours ago with 299140 notes
#lol 

gimtana:

coolguyemote:

everyone has seen this picture at least once in their internet life

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let’s not forget about this gem

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(Source: kawozhin, via death-by-lulz)

— 6 hours ago with 213719 notes
#lol 
onlylolgifs:

The kid in the back feelin it

onlylolgifs:

The kid in the back feelin it

(via orgasmic-humor)

— 6 hours ago with 273156 notes
#lol 
awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

(via orgasmic-humor)

— 6 hours ago with 20080 notes
#lol 

jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

lets play a game, guess what im eating

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(Source: twinking, via orgasmic-humor)

— 6 hours ago with 215912 notes
#lol