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my name is sacha and i'm too old for tumblr. i reblog whose line, pokemon, harry potter, supernatural, nerdy stuff, piercings and tattoos and anything that makes me laugh.


Hidden talent: spotting Edward Norton in movie trailers where they only show part of his face from the side

— 1 hour ago
#text post 

arachnidcheesecake:

xxxxredxxxxcatxxxx:

lisvno:

tryingtolosemyfupa:

poesdaughter:

pastelmorgue:

IT’S BACK

OMFG

I will love this forever!!!

I’ve always wondered what fucktards think women would respond to shit like that. I guess this is approps

THANK YOU FOR THIS COMIC IT IS A GODSEND

Best thing ever

(Source: kendrawcandraw, via pippinpaddle-oppsokopolis-iii)

— 2 hours ago with 463779 notes
#lol 

My favorite places in the world are essentially empty sushi restaurants and used bookstores. MY FAVORITE THINGS WITH NO ONE TO BOTHER ME. introverts paradise.

— 8 hours ago
#text post  #introverts  #sushi  #books 

guess i’ll finish my bachelors degree this century.

— 11 hours ago with 1 note
#text post 

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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(via orgasmic-humor)

— 13 hours ago with 349917 notes
#lol 
store:help wanted
me:*applies for job*
store:no not you
— 13 hours ago with 118442 notes
#lol 

dont-touch-mysammywinchester:

aglassofgleeblesplease:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid

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WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: arcticboonobos, via orgasmic-humor)

— 13 hours ago with 240352 notes
#lol 
shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

(via orgasmic-humor)

— 13 hours ago with 248922 notes
#lol 

casualcissexism:

shaymew:

smekers32:

jokes Americans won’t get

why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???

didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS

(Source: teflonly, via orgasmic-humor)

— 13 hours ago with 260856 notes
#lol 
Guy in my class:Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher:You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy:Well...yeah.
Teacher:Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
— 13 hours ago with 365865 notes
#lol 
me:are there any spirits listening
ouija:yes are you alone
me:yes
ouija:haha nice whats up :P
me:trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija:cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol
— 13 hours ago with 181575 notes
#lol 
a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: kiluas, via i-am-the-mighty-potato-king)

— 13 hours ago with 124612 notes
#me  #facts 
me at age 12:ew older men
now:wow he's only 30?
— 13 hours ago with 269036 notes
#lol  #me