now keep my fingers from making mistakes;

Ask me anything   my name is sacha and i'm too old for tumblr. whose line is my life and everything else is just secondary.

darlinghogwarts:

If James and Lily had survived, I am positive that every time Harry got into trouble, there would be a huge betting pool on whether the next howler would be James and Sirius congratulating him or Lily screaming at him and commanding Severus to give him detention for a month. And as the Potter family owl would arrive, everyone would be silently anticipating the results, and at the end you’d see dumbledore discretely handing mcgonagall 10 galleons

(via emilystarkidwho)

— 17 hours ago with 10145 notes
#hp 

i need child like cas to be mine now.

— 17 hours ago
#spn 

candidcatharsis:

so at work our store accidently ordered 700 khakis instead of the 70 we were supposed to get. the khakis in these pics i took ain’t even an eighth probably of all the fucking khakis we have stuffed in the back rooms. we have too many god damn khakis. no one should have to witness this layer of khaki hell. this shit ain’t right. this is all kinds of fucked up. there are too many fucking khakis. too many.

(via rycol707)

— 1 day ago with 151698 notes
#lmao 

do u ever just browse through your own nicholas hoult pic tag and just *sigh*

— 1 day ago

okay so what the fuck do they put in supernatural i didn’t even like it i thought it was dumb and i was like, why does everyone think these guys are so hot and why sam like i hate him. my boyfriend has been watching it on netflix and it has slowly taken over me i came home today and made him turn it on, i want to fuck castiel’s brains out and i even like sam like what is happening to me

— 1 day ago with 1 note
#supernatural  #fandom  #spn  #spn fandom  #help me 
Lady on the bus next to me:Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
Little boy:I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
Lady:And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
Boy:It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Lady:Do you want to be a Sith?
Boy:No! I am Obi-Wan!
— 2 days ago with 66048 notes
#lol 

I frfr thought this was avril lavigne

(Source: clarktavias, via sammivoodoodollies)

— 2 days ago with 253 notes
#lol  #avril lavigne 
Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire E3 Gameplay Trailer: Kyogre and Groudon (x)

(Source: runesphere, via premier-ball)

— 2 days ago with 3327 notes
#pkmn 
deadguy95:

i hope taylor swift looks at this everyday

deadguy95:

i hope taylor swift looks at this everyday

(Source: ohsoswiftly, via death-by-lulz)

— 2 days ago with 341851 notes
#lol 

kois0:

is tesco feeling ok 

(via orgasmic-humor)

— 2 days ago with 76956 notes
#lol 

babyferaligator:

landorus:

im gonna die w a boner i know it

die hard

(Source: kelvinbenjamin, via death-by-lulz)

— 2 days ago with 188210 notes
#lol 
comfortedalloy4:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

so cute

comfortedalloy4:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

so cute

(Source: 4gifs, via orgasmic-humor)

— 2 days ago with 547229 notes
#cats  #cute