now keep my fingers from making mistakes;

Ask me anything   my name is sacha. i'm twenty these days. whose line is my life and everything else is just secondary.

ruinedchildhood:

Teacher: Class started 20 mins ago…

Me

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Fast, It All Happened So

iworkatapubliclibrary:

A lady walked up to me to ask for help making copies. She was in her 80s, very tall, and gaunt, with watery eyes and yellowed fingernails. I was talking with her about how many copies she needed when the following happened in very quick succession: 1) a dead housefly fell from her hair and landed on the folder she was holding, 2) she saw it and said “oops!”, 3) she scooped up the fly and popped it into her mouth, and 4) she told me she needed three double-sided copies.

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Library, The Ideal

iworkatapubliclibrary:

I held a Minecraft program for children at my library branch.

Me: “To help celebrate National Library Week, the theme of today’s club is ‘The Ideal Library.’ Tell me some things libraries don’t already have that you think they should have.”

Kid #1: “A grocery store!”

Kid #2: “A bowling alley!”

Kid #3: “An ice skating rink!”

Kid #4: “Money!”

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Trucks, I Like Big

iworkatapubliclibrary:

A boy and his mom came to the desk to check out.

Kid [plopping a children’s DVD down on the counter]: “Look! Big Tractors and Trucks!”

Me: “Oh, do you like tractors and trucks?”

Kid: “I like trucks and boobies!”

Mother: “What did you say?!”

Kid: “Boobies!” 

And he smiled.

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iworkatapubliclibrary:

Patron: “There’s a goat trying to come in the library.”
Me: “I’m sorry, what?”
Patron: “There’s a goat trying to come in the library.”
And there was.

iworkatapubliclibrary:

Patron: “There’s a goat trying to come in the library.”

Me: “I’m sorry, what?”

Patron: “There’s a goat trying to come in the library.”

And there was.

(via seppin)

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awwww-cute:

While out walking, random cat decided to jump on and passionately hug my head

awwww-cute:

While out walking, random cat decided to jump on and passionately hug my head

— 1 day ago with 812 notes
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bewbin:

Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built

(via espurrl)

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clara-hamish-winchester:

angrychocolatefiend:

betweenelsewherenevermore:

burdenofeclecticism:

this is the single best post on tumblr

I want all the animals

is the Siamese riding the husky sidesaddle?

SO MUCH CUTE I  CANT HANDLE

(Source: catsbeaversandducks, via eversosoftly)

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iamthehangoverslovechild:

lumos5001:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot

no they didnt and it’s wonderful

(via katherinephantomhive)

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surprisebitch:

damn that was cut throat

(Source: mrcyrusgifs, via ruinedchildhood)

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